Relative Art

I spend hours taping the ends back on my glasses.  I can’t see without them…so I am stepping on them, sitting on them, laying on them…whenever I take them off.  I know what you are going to say.  Just put them safely on a table or wherever.  But that’s too easy.  I tried soft contacts and it took hours to get them out.  Doctor said I had probably torn the skin of my eye as I tried in vain to remove them.  I used to wear hard contacts but now they are not tolerable.  If I get Lasik… I will forever have to carry reading glasses.  I am reading every few minutes and I would surely misplace them.  I have bought stock in Duct Tape and Super Glue for now.   Until I can afford The Super Cool Pair I have yet to find.  Please feel free to send contributions to finance my next pair.