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by on Dec.07, 2010, under Movie Reviews

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Sep.06, 2009, under Movie Reviews

All About Steve

All About Steve

ALL ABOUT STEVE…I read alot of reviews on this movie…and I disagree.  Most or all reviews hated it calling it the worst movie ever made.  We actually enjoyed it.  It was great to just relax and have no expectations.  It was funny, silly and just that.  Enough for me after going to see “Spread”.

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.29, 2009, under General, Movie Reviews

The Time Traveler's Wife

The Time Traveler's Wife

Being an Incurable Romantic…Also believing in everything from Bigfoot to the Loch Ness Monster…Time Travel is also a possibility to me.  I loved the Movie…A Sensitive Entertainment.  Eric Bana is an absentee husband (not his fault…he is “Time Traveling.”)  Take a box of kleenex and stay out of the woods.  A Saturday Afternoon well spent.  Also you can add into the equation…Starbucks before and after.  It doesn’t get any better than that…
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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.28, 2009, under Movie Reviews

I do not deserve a Poster

It does not deserve a Poster

We have unanimously agreed that this is the worst excuse for a movie we have seen.  Number One on that List.   Ashton Kutcher plays a Goofy, Nerdy, Gross, Opportunist Playboy…seeking out Older Women or any woman who will have him for that matter…for s_x and fortune.  Plot is so ridiculous…we only stayed (would have been first movie to walk out of) to see when the Plot? would unfold.  We think one lady did walk out, leaving an elderly man and us.  We tried to google via our blackberries to quietly sneak out and in another movie…but the times did not match.  Seriously, we do not even want to be friends with anyone who likes this movie.  Nothing personal Ashton…   whoa…a hundred thumbs down.

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.23, 2009, under Movie Reviews

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PAPER HEART –  Hmmm…..  Ok

ADAM – Moving portrayal…  Genuine…  Sensitive…  Life Lessons

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.23, 2009, under Movie Reviews

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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS – You have to understand Quentin Tarantino.  Campy…Artful…”Tongue In Cheek”.  Violent Warnings…Outstanding Quirky Plot 

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.20, 2009, under Movie Reviews

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ALIENS IN THE ATTIC – Enjoyable.  Good Enough.

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.13, 2009, under Movie Reviews

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THE PROPOSAL – Saw it twice…loved everything about this movie!  Great feel-good entertainment.   Funny, charming, beautiful setting.  You can’t miss with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds.

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.09, 2009, under Movie Reviews

500 DAYS OF SUMMER – Cleverly thought provoking.  Reality at its finest.  A Child’s wisdom once again superior…not altered by the Years.  That last word uttered…that gives us all Hope.

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.08, 2009, under Movie Reviews

Bon Appetit

Bon Appetit

JULIE AND JULIA – Based on Two True Stories.  Let it be said “I Hate to Cook”…but after watching Julia Child and Julie create Mouth-Watering Masterpieces…I have decided to add “The Culinary Arts” to my never ending list of new things to conquer.  We Loved the movie!  What a Great Story.  Much of it is set in Paris.  We have visited “The City of Lights” twice, and now I feel a need to see it once again.

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.06, 2009, under Movie Reviews

ICE AGE 3 – Go see it!  Kids love it and Adults will enjoy it just as much.  These animated features never seem to disappoint. 

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Cinematic Opinions – A Personal Review

by on Aug.05, 2009, under Movie Reviews

film-reelI Love Movies and find “Redeeming Value” in all of them.  Here are a few movies we have seen recently.  If you would like to know about a movie we have not reviewed…please ask us…we have probably seen it.

PUBLIC ENEMIES – Johnny Depp…What more do you need to know?   We have seen it 4 times…just for a warm-up.   The historical documentation is right on track. 

THE HANGOVER – Oh Boy, I went 3 times because everyone wanted to see it.  Check your shock-meter at the door.  Very clever, great script, actors are all extremely funny.  Must be over 40 to see it.  I have still not recovered.

HURT LOCKER – Excellent.  You will be on the edge of your seat…it was hard to tell if it was being filmed as it happened or was a scripted movie.  Premise is the men who are trained to find and defuse bombs in the Iraq war.  Acting is superb!

THE UGLY TRUTH – The only redeeming value is staring at Gerard Butler. RAUNCHY…redundant…dialgue.  Simply beneath the caliber of these two actors.

FUNNY PEOPLE – Very Good Movie…Adam Sandler has a remarkable range.  I did question the blue dialogue…but was assured that stand-up comics do use just that …  Good cameo by Eric Bana.

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